|"I've never, ever, ever wanted to be an appellate judge."|
And, to prove that SCAN actually scans all important news sources for relevant material, note today's Bizarrro comic strip here, in which a lawyer addresses a flock of turkeys, saying "The judge ruled against our class-action suit. We could appeal, but that would take well beyond Thursday." Doesn't this lawyer know about writs? Law profs: clip this one and use it for your writs class!
SCAN readers may also find today's Lio comic strip appealing: As Lio is entering a library, a voice emerges from a side alley saying, "Psst! Hey, Kid! C'mere!" The speaker? A television.