K.O. KO's acronyms

From 4/3's PJ today we have this gem:

We begin by noting the parties’ briefing in this appeal utilized an excessive amount of acronyms. For the sake of clarity, and to avoid our opinion looking like alphabet soup, we have not adopted the parties’ acronyms and when appropriate selected descriptive abbreviations when referring to the parties, legal authority, and policies.

Also from 4/3, who would use the heading "Bad Luck on Two Holidays" in telling a tale of sewage spills? Beds, here, of course.