Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Off to a bad start...

Here's a "smart" unpub'd decision from 4/1 that involves a pro per appellant and starts off like this:
Image result for no do oversAn appeal is not a "do over," a "second chance," or "another bite at the apple." It is the appellant's opportunity to explain specific legal errors the appellant contends the trial court committed. To this end, there are rules and procedures that must be followed—by the parties and this appellate court—for the proper and orderly disposition of civil appeals. Where an appellant fails to follow the most basic requirements of appellate briefing, the respondent is prejudiced and the court is unable to reach the merits of the appeal.
And ends like this:
The judgment is affirmed. In the interests of justice, the parties shall bear their own costs on appeal. 
Image result for get smartIn other news, the Bar Exam Pass Rate Jumps to 80% Nationwide for First-Timers, with California up 10%. 
Missing baseball? Of course you are! So read this baseball opinion from 2/7.
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