First line zinger!

PJ Gilbert starts off a published opinion today with this cute line:

It is reputed that condominium projects have three phases—planning, building, and the lawsuit. Obviously, this case is an example of the third phase. We are optimistic there are numerous condominium projects that experience only the first two phases.

Also, for those interested in federal criminal appeals, don't miss this 9th Circuit opinion in U.S. v. Chavez-Diaz.