Friday, December 1, 2017

Naming Rights

This month's OC Lawyer "Criminal Waste of Space" column is titled Naming Rights, in which our intrepid Justice Beds warily approaches a novel topic: "I have never before discussed the genitalia of a United States Supreme Court Justice, and trepidation—extreme trepidation—seems the right frame of mind in which to do so."

"Okay, so let’s review. I wrote a column about two Supreme Court justices and somehow all you got out of it was saber-toothed tigers, praying mantises, Casey Stengel, and the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers. Ten minutes you’ll never get back."