Wednesday, August 5, 2015

9th Circ. Sanctions Atty With ‘Propensity For Distortion'

That's the headline of a Law360 story here about sanctions imposed by the Z-panel: Judges KoZinski, PaeZ, and BerZon, in Blixseth v. Yellowstone Mountain Club LLC for pursuing a frivolous appeal:
"Flynn’s conduct has been unprofessional throughout the proceedings," the opinion states.
For example, the panel said, Flynn offered as evidence two emails purportedly obtained from Blixseth’s ex-wife’s account without mentioning that the emails were already shown to be forgeries in a separate case.
"This omission is an unreasonable and irresponsible breach of Flynn’s 'duty of good faith and candor in dealing with the judiciary,'" the Ninth Circuit said.
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Blixseth and Flynn were each ordered to pay the court clerk $500 in damages as reimbursement for costs incurred in this "frivolous and bad-faith appeal" and were also ordered to pay the other parties' attorneys' fees and costs in defending against the appeal.




Prof. Martin weighs in on Blixseth here.
[See also Jailed Already, Blixseth Sanctioned by Appeals Court]

In today's DJ, Myron Moskovitz offers Be Aggressively Reasonable in Your Briefs, which begins:
Most litigators have no trouble being aggressive. But they think being reasonable is the opposite of being aggressive. It isn't. You can do both. And doing both pays off: It helps you win. 
He offers the following "ways to show that you are reasonable":
1 - "Don't ignore facts or cases that hurt you. Deal with them up front."
2 - "Use adjectives sparingly."
3 - "Do not overstate points in your favor. Understatement can be very effective. Call your opponent's argument 'puzzling' or 'mistaken' rather than 'absurd' or 'ridiculous.' "
4- Do not overuse emphasis. Don't do it too often, and don't do it LIKE THIS! Let me count the ways: 1: All caps. 2. Bold. 3. Underline. 4. Italics. 5. Ending with an exclamation point.

Also today: 2/5 finds another deliciously untimely appeal, here. This one's premised on the 180-day time limit from entry of an anti-SLAPP order.

Finally, from the peanut gallery, a reader submits the following amusing(?) appellate docket entry:


Returned
document
for non-
conformance.
AOB for [Appellant] -
not bound,
no covers,
not enough copies,
no service to trial & supreme crts,
orig signatures needed
& cert of word count must be signed
"Game on" for submission of even better ones!