That's the title of this month's DJ column from 2/6's PJ Gilbert, musing about how lawyers and judges are like waiters (aka servers). He concludes with a bit about Justice Scalia's "legalistic argle-bargle" line in his Windsor dissent, noting: "That is pretty strong language. I objurgate such an expression. It sounds so brummagem. Sorry, I don't know why I said that. The devil made me do it."
(And if you don't get the "devil" joke, then you're not reading enough legal blogs or newspapers, so catch up here, here, etc.)