"You Look Like a Monkey, and You Smell Like One Too."

I know full well my boys will sing this to me tonight.  Truth be told, I can't wait. 

Wikipedia's list of famous people born today includes an American legend (Teddy Roosevelt), a preeminent lawyer-statesman (Warren Christopher), writers of the first magnitude (Erasmus, Dylan Thomas) . . . and Ivan Reitman, whose contributions -- Animal House, Stripes, Ghostbusters -- are unparalleled in the annals of human achievement.