2015's Most Memorable Opinion Openers

Click This Year's Most Memorable Opinion Openers to revisit a top-ten list of best Court of Appeal starting lines.

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Update re 2d DCA pro tems:

The following are currently sitting on assignment:

• Judge Ann I. Jones of the Los Angeles Superior Court, will be sitting Pro-Tem in Division Three until February 29, 2016.
• Judge Stan Blumenfeld from the Los Angeles Superior Court, will be sitting Pro-Tem in Division Seven until January 31, 2016.