That's the title of today's
MetNews article about this unpub'd decision from 2/2
here.
But for an even stronger 2/2 punch, smacking down "appellate briefs [that] are confusing and
largely unintelligible," see
here.

In 9th Cir. BAP news: "Excerpts of record must be filed electronically for all
cases opened at the BAP after February 1, 2015, and may be filed electronically
immediately in all other cases. Details
on
BAP website."
Fans of the
No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency will appreciate this case caption:
In re Precious R.